Wednesday 20:27 p.m.
This is the last post (maybe!) from the Samye, and a definite warning to all flatheids, Alien Creatures from Outer Space, Masai Warriors and spam robots (Hello, Jack!) to be wary of setting foot in this joint! You'll end up walking about with four heads and twelve arms if you don't watch out! This makes getting throught doors really tricky, I'll tell you!
Also, for those spam robots following The Amazing Bloggy Church of the Bad Boy Blissheid's step by step approach to getting out of your face on air, here comes the next step... but to reiterate!
STEP 1: You say Mumbo Jumbo to yourself constantly (this might be any sound you like the sound of, the recommended one being Susquehanna. But Sasperela, or San Franscisco, or Sausages will do just as well) and while you're not doing that you sometimes say: IT'S JUST A LOAD OF OLD PHOTONS!
STEP 1: This is just the same as step 1. You still repeat some Mumbo Jumbo, but when you're not doing that, you say: IT ARISES IN MIND, IT ABIDES IN MIND, IT DECLINES IN MIND!
STEP 3 is the same as steps 1 and 2, except when sometimes you say: IT ARISES IN EMPTINESS, IT ABIDES IN EMPTINESS, IT DECLINES IN EMPTINESS!
STEP 4 will come after I have received ten percent off the top!
Has anyone got a knitting pattern for a jumper with twelve arms and four head holes?
Well, I'll be going home tomorrow! This has been a great retreat!!!
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3 comments:
"STEP 1: This is just the same as step 1." - too mystical for me. Does this mean 10% off the top is the same as another 10% off the top? Your business model has certainly altered at Samye. Have you had much interest?
Albert? Flocks of birds have flown past. Does that count? Hotboy
Cockatoo?
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